(Barry explodes, then cut to footage of Alien ) were usually over-the-top B-movies.īarry Benson (Jerry Seinfeld): You like jazz? (A collage of B-movie posters appears in the corner: When Worlds Collide, The Man From Planet X, Rocketship X-M, and Project Moonbase ) NC (vo): While they were certainly mature sci-fi horror films before, they often had kind of a corny vibe, and most of them, not unfoundedly so, focused more on ideas rather than the monster. (A montage of posters for sci-fi horror movies are shown, including Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Forbidden Planet, and The Stepford Wives ) Alien changed the way we look at sci-fi horror. (Cut to a shot of an article from Screen Rant about the Alien franchise with the title: "Alien: Covenant Sequel Reportedly Being Written, Ridley Scott to Direct" then the intro plays) Writer: Oh, yeah, killing off the main character mixed with the reactions we'll get from this? It'd be insane to keep these films going. Producer: So, anyway, it sounds like we're at least bringing the Alien movies to a close. Writer: I'm insanely jealous of Ryan George's writing. (runs his hand along the edge of the screen up and down). Producer: No, I think it's an homage if we just acknowledge we're ripping them off. (The writer nods) You know, this conversation sounds eerily similar to those pitch meetings they do on Screen Rant. Producer: Ah, like what we're clearly doing to the audience? Writer: Well, where the other two films were about survival, this one's about how everything sucks and screws you over in the end. Producer: Doesn't this make the previous movies completely pointless, though? Writer: Well, Terminator 2 did it recently, and that was a big hit, so I'm gonna do exactly that. Producer: That's it? She just kills herself? Writer: Actually, it'll be incredibly simple hardly an obstacle to overcome.
#Awesome alien knockknock jokes how to
Producer: They're gonna have to think super creatively about how to get it out of her. Writer: But then they discover Ripley has an alien insider her, too. Writer: Well, remember, it's a religious cult. Producer: Why didn't they just shoot him? Seemed to work in the other movie? Writer: But they pour a bunch of hot lead on him to finally kill him off. Producer: Forgettable characters are tight. Writer: So the alien kills off a bunch of forgettable characters who mostly look the same. Writer: My back it wants you to get off of it. Producer: Isn't there a scanning device they use later that could just show you if there's an alien inside? Writer: Yup, and Ripley watches to make sure there's no alien inside her. Producer: Well, at least we'll get that painful moment over with quickly. Writer: And the others will be mangled into gooey shards of flesh. Writer: Well, we see Newt frozen in fear with a look of terror on her face! Writer: It's okay, I do it in a very tasteful way. Producer: Well, that's true, but WOW, won't people be upset! Writer: Well, he dies in everything anyways. Producer: Oh, yeah, people really grew an emotional attachment to those characters it'll be great to see them again. Writer: So the Facehuggers try breaking into the pod of Ripley and her friends. Producer: Wasn't the tube thing that allowed her to lay eggs ripped off?
#Awesome alien knockknock jokes movie
Writer: And the queen from the last movie laid two eggs on her ship. Writer: So Ripley crash-lands on this planet that's kind of a religious cult prison.
Producer: Well, I guess we've never seen the alien come out of another species. Writer: I feel like the people really want to see the alien as a dog. Producer: Ah, like a queen alien, but bigger? Writer: Well, this will be a kind of alien they've never seen before. Producer: Won't it be a phenomenal letdown coming off the last film? Producer: Oh, so we're upping the ante by multiplying the army of aliens in the last film by three? (holds finger and thumb close together, indicating a tiny size) We'll make the "3" very small and in the corner of the title.
Producer: (laughs) No, really, what is it? Producer: So, what brilliant title do you have for this one? Writer: Exactly, because we saw what one could do, imagine what another, if not many others, could do. Producer: And the sequel just adding one letter to the title, instantly making it more terrifying. Producer: Agreed, with the first being so creepily blunt and vague. Writer: Well, with such ingeniously simplistic titles, it's hard for someone not to see them. Producer: Those last two sure made us a ton of money. Movie writer (also played by Doug): (holding a bunch of papers) I certainly do, you beautiful bastard. Movie producer (played by Doug): So, you have an Alien sequel for me, you handsome devil?
(The Channel Awesome logo is displayed, then cold-open on an office at 20th Century Fox)
0 kommentar(er)
